Bigfoot thrives.. in Rihanna’s Vagina?
The PALS Army has spoken.. for now. In a startling Space PALS poll outcome it appears that if indeed Bigfoot existed the most likely place would be Rihanna’s vagina. Lets break this incredible news down for you noobs that cant do the math. What are the things a Bigfoot would need for survival? A dark place (pun intended), something with enough water to sustain an active population (moist pun intended), and adequate cover (hairy poon pun). So there it is, it looks like the PALS will be rearanging their plans to search for Yeti in the northwest and will resume searching as soon as Rihanna calls us back.